TGIF!!!
finally!!!
a super long daily joke is here :D

A man's car broke down as he was driving past a
beautiful, old monastery. He walked up the drive and
knocked on the front door of the monastery. A monk
answered, listened to the man's story and graciously
invited him to spend the night.

The monks fed the man and led him to a tiny chamber in
which to sleep. The man thanked the monks and slept
serenely until he was awakened by a strange sound.

The next morning, as the monks repaired his car, he
asked about the sound that woke him. The monks said,
"We're sorry. We can't tell you about the sound.
You're not a monk."

The man was disappointed, but eager to be gone, so he
thanked the monks for their kindness and went on his
way.

During quiet moments afterward, the man pondered the
source of the alluring sound.

Several years later, the man was driving in the same
area. He stopped at the monastery on a whim and asked
admittance. He explained to the monks that he had so
enjoyed his previous stay, he wondered if he might be
permitted to spend another night under their peaceful
roof. The monks agreed and the man stayed.

Late that night, he heard the sound. The next morning,
he begged the monks to explain the sound. The monks
said, "We're sorry. We can't tell you about the sound.
You're not a monk."

By now, the man's curiosity had turned to obsession.
He decided to give up everything and become a monk if
that was the only way to learn about the sound.

He informed the monks of his decision and began the
long and arduous task of becoming a monk. Seventeen
years later, the man was finally established as a true
member of the order. When the celebration ended, he
humbly went to the leader of the order and asked to be
told the source of the sound.

Silently, the old monk led the new monk to a huge
wooden door. He opened the door with a golden key.
That door swung open to reveal a second door of
silver, then a third of gold and so on until they had
passed through twelve doors, each more magnificent
than the last. The new monk's face was awash with
tears of joy as he finally beheld the wondrous source
of the mysterious sound he had heard so many years
before......


But, I can't tell you what it was. You're not a monk.

=.= this is what we call Epic Suspense...
This extract uses an ending with multiple possibilities, which is a SUPER CLIFF-HANGER. which can drive the readers who just read a whole chunk of text crazy XD
The technique of using hanging ideas are also implimented to add on the the suspense.

ahaha... so this joke is suitable to be an unseen extract for lit :D

-POOP

ST. Nicks
2 Truth family
40 unique members.

Alicia
band
Weiling
st johns
Ann
hockey
literature rep
Szeteng
library
IT rep
ACC rep
Siew kei
npcc
Keyue
华会
Claire
hockey
home econs rep (1st half)
Christabel
band
Claudie
st johns
Elisabeth
girl guides
art rep
Shanice
green club
Xinyi
chinese orchestra
Cara
green club
IT rep
Sher Ting
华会
Jasmine
band
geog rep
Jamie
ijym
science rep
Jolene
library
chinese rep
Kylie
library
semester 2 welfare councilor
Joelle
dance
history rep
Laurel
library
PE rep
Lynnette
Girl guides
Semester 2 security councilor
Shao Min
string ochestra
english rep
Kar Yee
chinese orchestra
Melony
band
Debbie
dance
Home econs rep (2nd half)
Jia Zhen
st johns
Yi Fen
girl guides
semester 2 admin councilor
Giogi
eldds
semester 1 welfare councilor
Yu Hui
band
semester 1 maths rep
semester 1 art rep
semester 2 attendance councilor
Rachel Quek
art club
Shuna
npcc
Sharlene
girl guides
Shirlene
netball
semester 1 admin councilor
Manyun
netball
semester 1 attendance councilor
semester 2 maths rep
Sihui
chinese orchestra
Yongyi
eldds
maths rep
Jia Min
st johns
PE rep
Jing Mei
girl guides
chinese rep
Linna
ijym
Audrey
track & field
semester 1 security councilor

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