Happy day-before-teachers'-day day :D :P :) ;)
daily jokes are here again XD

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions asked of witnesses during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses.

Were you alone or by yourself? (got diff meh???)

Did he kill you? (yeah, he did. This is a ghost you are seeing now =.=)

How many times have you succeeded in committing suicide? (how many times CAN you commit suicide? =.=)

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. (well, do you do one on a living person???)

Q: All of your answers must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral. (not literary ‘oral’ =.=lll)

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Q: But could he have been still alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

damn retarded XD
haha.
enjoy your holiday, remember to do the 私函, otherwise tang will kill us XD

-POOP

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