back for DAILY JOKES again :D
this one you must think a bit sick then can get it.
haha.

10 times it's usual size
During Chemistry lesson,
the professor asked Annie a question
Teacher: when excited,
which part of the human body will quickly
expand to 10 times it's usual size?
Annie kept mumbling to herself,
blushing like an apple,
and did not want to answer the question.
Teacher: Annie,
what are you thinking of?
I'm talking about the pupil of your eye.

ahaha. very funny :D :P :) ;)
as usual, this joke is from 少年文摘 (Jan issue)
oh ya,
i also want to strongly recommand
3 articles from 少年文摘 January issue:
《“白眼狼”姐姐》 pg 37
(its abt family, as you probably can guess... and its damn damn touching!)
《因为您，我无法沉沦》 pg 40
(its abt family again, about father and daughter,
seriously super nice and touching again XD)
《女娲名叫王小蕾》 pg 66
(this one is abt sch life,
abt how one girl can totally change a very 烂 class,
a MUST READ!)

ok, so now,
im gonna do jokes,
short inspirational stories &
recommandations of stories
(of those that are too long for me to translate XD)

-POOP

ST. Nicks
2 Truth family
40 unique members.

Alicia
band
Weiling
st johns
Ann
hockey
literature rep
Szeteng
library
IT rep
ACC rep
Siew kei
npcc
Keyue
华会
Claire
hockey
home econs rep (1st half)
Christabel
band
Claudie
st johns
Elisabeth
girl guides
art rep
Shanice
green club
Xinyi
chinese orchestra
Cara
green club
IT rep
Sher Ting
华会
Jasmine
band
geog rep
Jamie
ijym
science rep
Jolene
library
chinese rep
Kylie
library
semester 2 welfare councilor
Joelle
dance
history rep
Laurel
library
PE rep
Lynnette
Girl guides
Semester 2 security councilor
Shao Min
string ochestra
english rep
Kar Yee
chinese orchestra
Melony
band
Debbie
dance
Home econs rep (2nd half)
Jia Zhen
st johns
Yi Fen
girl guides
semester 2 admin councilor
Giogi
eldds
semester 1 welfare councilor
Yu Hui
band
semester 1 maths rep
semester 1 art rep
semester 2 attendance councilor
Rachel Quek
art club
Shuna
npcc
Sharlene
girl guides
Shirlene
netball
semester 1 admin councilor
Manyun
netball
semester 1 attendance councilor
semester 2 maths rep
Sihui
chinese orchestra
Yongyi
eldds
maths rep
Jia Min
st johns
PE rep
Jing Mei
girl guides
chinese rep
Linna
ijym
Audrey
track & field
semester 1 security councilor

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