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YSunday, October 31, 2010' 1:22 PM

weekly jokes is back :D

Lazy
Essay title: What is laziness?
One student write this:
1st page: (empty)
2nd page: (empty)
3rd page: This is laziness.

haha. correct lor. right to the point XD
Happy Halloween~ :D

-POOP

YSunday, October 24, 2010' 1:51 PM

haha. just saw this on some random forum

MENtal Anxiety
MENtal Breakdown
MENstrual Cramps
MENopause...

Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with men?


haha. never noticed XD
- POOP

YSaturday, October 23, 2010' 11:47 PM

joke of the day week is back :D
i dont think i have the patience (and memory) to continue daily jokes so i should change it to weekly jokes :D

Impressive person
Teacher: Tell me, if Shakesphere (anyhow spell de...) is still alive till today, do you think he would be a very impressive person?
Student: Yes, he would be a very impressive person. Because no one else on Earth could survive for up to 400 years old.

XD XD XD
this is EPIC!
and it does makes sense lor.
anyone who lives up to 400 years old would be a 'impressive person' XD

-POOP

YSunday, October 17, 2010' 11:05 PM

daily jokes finally back :D
forgot to post ytd, haha.

from September shao nian wen zhai:

It's not my fault
During an exam, a teacher saw a boy peeking at his classmate's paper.

"How can you do this?" the teacher scolded, "I've already seen you peek more then 1 time."
"Teacher, don't blame it on me." the boy replied, "If his handwriting was not so messy, just one look would have been enough."

haha! damn retarded!
this joke is truly epic-ness

-POOP

YFriday, October 15, 2010' 12:01 PM

FINALLY OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD XD XD XD XD
im so bo liao that i did this :D

recommendation for 少年文摘 :D
all short short one, cause i lazy read long ones. haha :D
pg 27 《一道假设题》
inspirational story :)
pg 29 《假如命运给你两刀》
i think you can guess the story by the title la. very nice :)
pg 32 - 35 《友情超越生死》
quite long. i havent read finish yet but looks nice :D
(i love the pic on the first page! damn nice XD)

i think i'll be posting again later cos im high XD
-POOP

YFriday, October 8, 2010' 6:11 PM

last weekend to EOYS!
最后的冲刺!
jiayous people!

-POOP

YTuesday, October 5, 2010' 8:59 PM

5 more days! (not including today)

ok. the long awaited joke of the day :D

The safest place
Mother bought a packet of sweets.
"Put it in a place where no one can touch it" she reminded her son.
"Then you should put it in my tummy" the son said, "no one will ever touch it :D"


-POOP

YSaturday, October 2, 2010' 11:42 AM

A man walks up to the main desk a library and says in a loud commanding voice to the librarian, “I’ll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and an order of fries”. The librarian looks up at him, shocked. Summoning up all the testy authority she can, she says to him, “Sir, this is a library!” The man pauses for only a split second and then leans over close to her, cups his hand over his mouth so as to direct his voice only to her ear, and whispers, “I’ll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and an order of fries”.


jokes are finally back :)
-POOP

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YFriday, October 1, 2010' 10:11 PM

Since I dont know what to post, from now on, my new session will be...

REPLYING THE BLOGWALKER'S MESSAGE!!!

To SexyLily
YO! I know you love our blog. Everyone says so... but... I dont think I want to visit yours cause just by seeing your name... I kinda get... how to say... not have the appropriate feeling... so yeah, I'm not visiting your blog... but thanks for visiting ours! ^^

To Lisa
Thanks for visiting our blog but... I cannot read malay... so this proves how much I'm not paying attention in Malay lessons... damn... but well, maybe you want to translate in english for us? cause I definately DID listen in English lesson. ^^


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