whoohoo! chem test is finally over!
this is (somewhat) related to science, exothermic and endothermic :)
its a little long, though...

Bonus Question in a test: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to
know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that
souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can
safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell,it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look
at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these
religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go the
Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until
Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate
given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, that "...it will be a cold day in
Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have
not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and
thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student
received the only "A".

ahaha. damn retarded...
too much free time ah, he...
still go write this kind of essay...

-POOP

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