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YFriday, September 17, 2010' 5:54 PM

I am back!!
Like finally...
I know....

Here to post a joke....

No.1

男：“我可以向你问路吗？”

女：“到那里？”

男：“到你心里”

女：“抱歉，此路不通”

No.2

男：“你的腿一定很累吧!”

女：“为什么？”

男：“因为你在我脑海中跑了一整天”

女：“我觉得还行，因为你的脑子实在是太小了”

No.3

男：(看着她衬衫的标签)

女：“你在做什么？”

男：“想知道你是不是天堂制造的”

女：“难道你是地狱出品？”

No.4

男：“我今天很不顺利，看见漂亮女生微笑会让我心情好一点，你可以为我笑一下吗？”

女：“你想让我今天也不顺利吗？”

No.5

男：“抱歉，我是艺术家，凝视美女是我的工作”

女：“抱歉，我是饲养员，被别人看着我会很不舒服”

No.6

男：“小姐可以借我五元吗？”

女：“你要做啥？？”

男：“我要打电话给我妈说我今天看到了一个绝世大美女。”

女：“很抱歉我不能借给你。”

男：“为什么。”

女：“因为我要打电话到医院，说自己被一个青蛙吓到了。”

No.7

男：“今天的雨真大。”

女：“是啊。”

男：“那是因为老天对着你流口水。”

女：“这么说刚才刮的那阵风是老天在对你放P了？”

No.8

男：“相信我……我会让你成为世界上第二幸福的人!”

女：“为什么不是第一啊……”(装可爱貌)

男：“有了你……我就是最幸福的人!”(浅浅的微笑)

女：“我想我很快就能成为世界第一幸福的人了。”(遐想状)

男：“为什么？”(疑惑)

女：“因为我就要摆脱你的纠缠了。”(大步离开)

Haha :) :D :P
It's quite funny....
I like number 1, 2, 5, 6
Although a bit harsh lah.....
That's all for now....
P.S. Sorry it's in chinese....

Honeydew



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