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today's daily jokes is about earthquake :D

Earthquake Safety Tips

Earthquakes can strike without warning, and being prepared for such a disaster can mean the difference between life and death. Here are some tips to help you and your loved ones make it through a quake:

*Those living in areas not prone to earthquakes can respond quickly to the plight of disaster victims in quake zones by complacently smirking and saying, "I told you so."

*To minimize loss and damage in a quake, try not to own things.

*Practice your burrowing-out-from-under-40-tons-of-rubble skills ahead of time.

*Look out your window often. If you see a large, zig-zag-shaped crevasse moving rapidly from the horizon toward your home, step either to the right or the left.

*Do you have a treasured childhood toy? Perhaps a stuffed animal, such as a teddy bear? Well, let's see Mr. Bear help you now.

*For those who fear earthquakes, it may comfort you to know that a majority of the damage during the 1906 San Francisco earthquake did not come from the tremors themselves. Instead, it was from the raging, out-of-control fires that consumed most of the city.

*A doorway is the safest place to be during a quake. Eat, sleep and work in doorways.

*Be sure to mail your house-insurance payments a full five business days before a major earthquake strikes.

*In the event of a quake, get under something heavy, such as a desk, a table or your uncle.

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