first, get well soon to Audrey,
(although i bet she'll force her way out of hospital before she does)
and jiayous for history test tmr!
haha. friday's art and 听写 sure die le.
nvm. history is hard. so its more important.


ok. enough chit-chat.
heres todays daily joke:

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is not polite."
"OK," the little girl says, "how much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card for adults, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 39."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why is that?"
"Because you got an F in sex."

ahaah! lesson learnt: always keep you drivers license (or Ezlink card) well hidden

-POOP

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2 Truth family
40 unique members.

Alicia
band
Weiling
st johns
Ann
hockey
literature rep
Szeteng
library
IT rep
ACC rep
Siew kei
npcc
Keyue
华会
Claire
hockey
home econs rep (1st half)
Christabel
band
Claudie
st johns
Elisabeth
girl guides
art rep
Shanice
green club
Xinyi
chinese orchestra
Cara
green club
IT rep
Sher Ting
华会
Jasmine
band
geog rep
Jamie
ijym
science rep
Jolene
library
chinese rep
Kylie
library
semester 2 welfare councilor
Joelle
dance
history rep
Laurel
library
PE rep
Lynnette
Girl guides
Semester 2 security councilor
Shao Min
string ochestra
english rep
Kar Yee
chinese orchestra
Melony
band
Debbie
dance
Home econs rep (2nd half)
Jia Zhen
st johns
Yi Fen
girl guides
semester 2 admin councilor
Giogi
eldds
semester 1 welfare councilor
Yu Hui
band
semester 1 maths rep
semester 1 art rep
semester 2 attendance councilor
Rachel Quek
art club
Shuna
npcc
Sharlene
girl guides
Shirlene
netball
semester 1 admin councilor
Manyun
netball
semester 1 attendance councilor
semester 2 maths rep
Sihui
chinese orchestra
Yongyi
eldds
maths rep
Jia Min
st johns
PE rep
Jing Mei
girl guides
chinese rep
Linna
ijym
Audrey
track & field
semester 1 security councilor

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