hey ppl :D
daily jokes is back XD

Hypocrite
Teacher: Can you tell me what is a hypocrite?
Student: Orh. Teacher, students who come to school with a bright smile on their faces are hypocrites.

ahaha! yesh!
agree!

The most useful animal
Teacher: Everyone! What is the most useful animal?
Student: Teacher, it's chicken.
Teacher: The reason?
Student: Chicken, before birth can be eaten; after death, still can be eaten.

ahaha! plain retarded-ness la, this student...

ok, since today i finally bought my 少年文摘 July issue home,
im gonna go reccommendations :D
will be alot since i finished the whole book:

甘为慈善走千里 pg 12 - 17
aiya. this one is abt some charitable boy,
as you can see from the title.
quite long, almost 6pg, but nice :D

as usual all the short inspirational stories very nice.
from pg 28 - 32 are all the short inspirational stories :D

今生说声对不起 pg 36 - 39
reminds me of the 白眼狼姐姐 cause both is like the main character
misunderstood someone's nice intentions,
and they only realise after a long long time.

你是我第一个在雨里等候的女生 pg 40 - 43
i know i posted this before already,
but its so nice that i think i should just post it again XD
its not about love story,
its about family :D
between sister and brother.
super super nice!
you can dont read the others but you MUST read this!
its damn damn nice!!! XD XD XD

岁月如歌 pg 44 - 47
about family...
actually,
more like mother-daughter relationship.
super nice to read!
i love the author's style!
he/she from start to the end
never ever like directly said that the woman is her mother
(at least i dont remember)
only use '她' and '我'
very nice XD


你也有一份成功简历 pg 54 -55
hm... this story not say the language super nice or anything,
but i liked the inspiration.
its like... very meaningful.


每个女生都是SUPERSTAR pg 56 - 58
this one is sch life,
the character is this person who feels very alone.
then she met another girl who somehow started to pick on her for some reason...

then, again, there are a whole lot of short inspirational stories.
pg 87 - 94.
8 stories all tgt,
one each page. very short :D

ok. this is all for the reccommendations for July issue :D :P :) ;)

-POOP

ST. Nicks
2 Truth family
40 unique members.

Alicia
band
Weiling
st johns
Ann
hockey
literature rep
Szeteng
library
IT rep
ACC rep
Siew kei
npcc
Keyue
华会
Claire
hockey
home econs rep (1st half)
Christabel
band
Claudie
st johns
Elisabeth
girl guides
art rep
Shanice
green club
Xinyi
chinese orchestra
Cara
green club
IT rep
Sher Ting
华会
Jasmine
band
geog rep
Jamie
ijym
science rep
Jolene
library
chinese rep
Kylie
library
semester 2 welfare councilor
Joelle
dance
history rep
Laurel
library
PE rep
Lynnette
Girl guides
Semester 2 security councilor
Shao Min
string ochestra
english rep
Kar Yee
chinese orchestra
Melony
band
Debbie
dance
Home econs rep (2nd half)
Jia Zhen
st johns
Yi Fen
girl guides
semester 2 admin councilor
Giogi
eldds
semester 1 welfare councilor
Yu Hui
band
semester 1 maths rep
semester 1 art rep
semester 2 attendance councilor
Rachel Quek
art club
Shuna
npcc
Sharlene
girl guides
Shirlene
netball
semester 1 admin councilor
Manyun
netball
semester 1 attendance councilor
semester 2 maths rep
Sihui
chinese orchestra
Yongyi
eldds
maths rep
Jia Min
st johns
PE rep
Jing Mei
girl guides
chinese rep
Linna
ijym
Audrey
track & field
semester 1 security councilor

Underline Bold Italic Strikeout

I wan this!
I want that!&I want everything!
Pee/ass:I'm not greedy eh. D:
UNITED&BONDED!!
EVERYONE GET INTO DESIRED S3 CLASS