DAILY JOKES :D
todays one is kinda sick again.
hehe, keep having sick jokes

During a church bible lesson,
a girl was sleeping while the teacher was teaching.
Teacher: Can anyone tell me,
who created the world?
At this moment,
the buy sitting beside the girl poked her with a pin
The girl jumped up and said: My dear Lord!
Teacher: Great. Correct.
Teacher: Then can anyone tell me who did our Lord send down to Earth?
The boy poked the girl with the pin again.
Girl: Jesus Christ!
Teacher: Excellent!
Teacher: Now can anyone answer me,
what did Eve say to Adam after their 27th child?
The boy poked the girl yet again
Girl: If you poke that THING into me again,
im gonna BREAK IT!

ahaha. get it?
its ok if you dont,
cause that means you're still pure-minded XD
anyway,
since tmr have maths test,
i shall post this extract from 少年文摘：

成功
天资 + 勤奋 + 机遇 = 成功
天资是由“天”来决定的，我们也无能为力。
机遇是不期而来的，我们也无能为力。
只有勤奋一项完全是我们自己决定的，我们必须在这一项上狠下功夫。

节选自羡林《成功》

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semester 2 welfare councilor
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