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YSaturday, July 31, 2010' 11:08 PM

since i sort of finished the whole 少年文摘 July issue,
i shall post about cip oppurtunities :D

got alot of other places to go instead of that horrible NLB.

#1 Singapore Cancer Society
its super nice
- you dunnid to sign up to go volunteer, unlike NLB
- you can go anytime you want (as long as its a working day)
- the ppl there are like super friendly
- you can go for like 1h lunch and they will still count cip hours :D
(can even go for breaks)

#2 (just found today) MINDS
i just went here today :D quite fun, and interesting.
you get to meet alot of different ppl here.
for this one im not really sure how it works,
cause i only went there once and its not i sign up one...
i know Miss Zhong got volunteer there.
this is their website
i THINK they accept volunteers,
but i think its on a regular basis.
this is their website :D
http://www.minds.org.sg/index.php
you should go :D the ppl there very innocent, very cute XD


-POOP

YFriday, July 30, 2010' 10:14 PM

hey ppl :D
daily jokes is back XD



Hypocrite
Teacher: Can you tell me what is a hypocrite?
Student: Orh. Teacher, students who come to school with a bright smile on their faces are hypocrites.


ahaha! yesh!
agree!



The most useful animal
Teacher: Everyone! What is the most useful animal?
Student: Teacher, it's chicken.
Teacher: The reason?
Student: Chicken, before birth can be eaten; after death, still can be eaten.


ahaha! plain retarded-ness la, this student...

ok, since today i finally bought my 少年文摘 July issue home,
im gonna go reccommendations :D
will be alot since i finished the whole book:


甘为慈善走千里 pg 12 - 17
aiya. this one is abt some charitable boy,
as you can see from the title.
quite long, almost 6pg, but nice :D

as usual all the short inspirational stories very nice.
from pg 28 - 32 are all the short inspirational stories :D

今生说声对不起 pg 36 - 39
reminds me of the 白眼狼姐姐 cause both is like the main character
misunderstood someone's nice intentions,
and they only realise after a long long time.

你是我第一个在雨里等候的女生 pg 40 - 43
i know i posted this before already,
but its so nice that i think i should just post it again XD
its not about love story,
its about family :D
between sister and brother.
super super nice!
you can dont read the others but you MUST read this!
its damn damn nice!!! XD XD XD

岁月如歌 pg 44 - 47
about family...
actually,
more like mother-daughter relationship.
super nice to read!
i love the author's style!
he/she from start to the end
never ever like directly said that the woman is her mother
(at least i dont remember)
only use '她' and '我'
very nice XD


你也有一份成功简历 pg 54 -55
hm... this story not say the language super nice or anything,
but i liked the inspiration.
its like... very meaningful.


每个女生都是SUPERSTAR pg 56 - 58
this one is sch life,
the character is this person who feels very alone.
then she met another girl who somehow started to pick on her for some reason...

then, again, there are a whole lot of short inspirational stories.
pg 87 - 94.
8 stories all tgt,
one each page. very short :D

ok. this is all for the reccommendations for July issue :D :P :) ;)

-POOP

YThursday, July 29, 2010' 8:47 PM

daily jokes is back :D :P :) ;)
tests are finally over!!!
so i went to look for jokes on the internet
(so this time is not from 少年文摘)

From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here. It only rained twice last week, the first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.


Hahaha! damn retarded!
this joke is like totally 0.o
enjoy the wonderful friday without test XD

-POOP

YWednesday, July 28, 2010' 9:23 PM

heyo :D
i dont think todays the mood for posting jokes,
so im gonna post inspirational quotes instead :D

this one is from the movie i watched during ijym - "Facing the Giants"

If you believe in defeat, that's what you'll get.


and these 2 are from 3Faith whiteboard XD

Majority is not always right.


and

The road to the underworld is always wide but the road to up there is very narrow.


ok, thats it for today, im off to mugging geog,
JIAYOUS FOR GEOG TMR!!! ONE LAST TEST OF THE WEEK!
(i very 羡慕 all the SYF ppl T.T)

-POOP

YTuesday, July 27, 2010' 7:06 PM

Hey pol,
I wanted to post daily jokes but don't feel like it,
Since its like the day before that idiot lit essay test...


Maybe I should just re-post the extract 成功 from last time,
Since i think it's very fitting for today.

成功
天资+勤奋+成功
天资 + 勤奋 + 机遇 = 成功
天资是由“天”来决定的,我们也无能为力。
机遇是不期而来的,我们也无能为力。
只有勤奋一项完全是我们自己决定的,我们必须在这一项上狠下功夫。

So, let's be 勤奋and jiayous fir the lit test!!!!
Just get over and done with it!
Then after that you will be free of 烦恼(besides geog T.T)

-POOP

YMonday, July 26, 2010' 5:05 PM

Omg!!! I forgot to post daily jokes ytd!!!
I feel so sad T.T

Nvm, I shall post 2 jokes today then,

Sundays post:
Can't find
During the anatomy end of year exam, Henry failed, and
failed the re-test too. The third time, he swore that he would dig out his heart
if he failed again. Everyone was worried except the professor.

"Don't worry, he cant even find the location of his heart."



Ahaha!!!! Damn retarded!

Now today's post:

Recommendations from 少年文摘 july issue:
《你是我第一个在雨里等的女生》 pg 40
When I first
sea this, I thought it was romance, but it turned out to be family. Haha. Very
nice XD
In the POV of a sister who hated her brother (very much like me XD)
super nice :D a touching (sort of?) end...


I could have posted more, but I didn't bring my book home T.T
Tmr I bring home to blog :D

-POOP

YSaturday, July 24, 2010' 8:36 PM

Heyo!
Back for daily jokes :D

This one is damn damn funny....
But cannot translate... Otherwise not funny le

淘气
儿子:爸爸,你老诚说,你是不是有两个名子?
爸爸:没有啊。。。
儿子:你以前是不是叫"淘气"?
爸爸:谁跟你说酌
儿子:爸爸,你不要骗我,今天老师上裸时说我是"淘气"的孩子


Damn retarded!!!
So stupid XD XD XD

-POOP

YFriday, July 23, 2010' 5:03 PM

heyo ppl :D
daily jokes is back :D
since we're having geog test next week,
i shall post a joke related to geog.

Geog Lesson
Teacher: Where is Brazil?
Student: In the geography textbook page 51


ahaha! short but super funny!!!
since its so short,
i shall post 2 jokes today :D

Illiterate
Teacher: John, give an example of an illiterate.
John: For example, if flies aren't illiterates, they won't fly to place that obviously have the words "anti-fly" on it.


ahaha! retarded la! animals of cause dunno how to read la XD XD XD

-POOP

YThursday, July 22, 2010' 7:21 PM

yay, my com is finally alive so im back :D
ok, now an extract from 少年文摘 July issue

快乐的视野并不受你周围的事物的局限。
只不过当你不快乐时,思想便转向你感情上的痛苦,眼界也就被心灵之墙围断了。
而当你快乐时,这道墙边崩溃了。你的眼界更宽了,脚下的大地都融进了更加宏伟的情境中,每件事情都恰如其分。这,便是智慧的开端。

节选自劳埃德.莫里斯 《快乐吧》


so, this shows that you should think OPTIMISTICALLY and BE HAPPEE :D :P :) ;)

Recommendations from June issue:

《尊重无所不在》pg 18
its about sch life in Fenland.
and how different it is compared to the author's country
(which is China, i think...)
2 pg only, very short :D

《土耳其有一个"蜗牛"邮局》pg 28
about this super slow post office in Turkey.
quite interesting :D
super short la...
if take out the pics,
i think only like 1 pg...

《空杯与满杯》pg 32
inspirational story...
aiya, this one you should know whats its about just looking at the title bah...
super short, 1 pg only

《路的宽窄与方向无关》pg 38
inspirational again...
again, the title explains it all.
a bit long for inspirational stories... 2 pg

《爱的百宝箱》pg 44
touching story ^^
abt family.
main characters: the author and her grandmother.
quite long, 4 pg :D

《朵朵花开,朵朵不败》pg 56
sch life.
ok la...
abt this speech competition and how the author persevered to finally win sth...
4 pg again, but very nice :D

《梦想从来不曾折翼》pg 67
sch life again.
abt a poor but diligent sch girl.

《爱是创造奇迹的金钥匙》pg 70
sch life.
abt a teacher teaching a bad boy to become a good student.

《这一切很正常》pg 80
love story... sort of?
and also a bit of family, i guess...

《都是那些烦人的手机》pg 83
the title says it all.
interesting to read :P


ahaha... so many rec liao...
tmr continue with the July issue ones :D
but not as many as the June issue one la...
cause the June issue i read every single article in it,
and i post all at once, so got alot.


-POOP

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Y' 3:16 PM

Daily jokes during ict XD
i'll try to remember as much as i can from the July issue today :D

100 and 99
Sam brought home his report book today.
He showed it to his grandfather.
Grandfather: Why did you score only 99? In the past, when i was a student, I always got 100.
Sam: That's normal. Because in your time, you had much less history to study compared to now...


ahaha. yeah! agree!
thats why our history are getting from bad to worse,
cause got more to study XD

lol. i think i'll blog again later when i go home :D
so expect another nice joke :P

-POOP

YWednesday, July 21, 2010' 8:30 PM

ok, first, recap of some funny stuffs from sch today :D


Mr Chng: Do you all need help with bonding???
Don't need to be shy...

I can help you all to bond.
I'm available on Mondays.


XD damn retarded!


"阿布呢呢"
XD ok...
i know im being all 'disrespectful to the other religion etc. etc.
BUT ITS JUST SO FUNNY XD
i never knew the chinese of that... haha... until now :D


ok, anyway,
daily jokes XD
since today had graded assignment,

shall do one related to exams XD

Great Significance

Teacher: What is the significance of the founding
of North Pole by humans?

Student: It signifies that we have one more topic
to memorise for test...


XD really lor!
that is all that matters to us anyway...
we dun give it a damn about "How many neutrons CH4 have"
or "What bonding creates oxides"
it doesnt even matter la...
if i dunno how oxygen covalent bonds with carbon dioxide,
will it affect my life???
(besides failing a test)
no!
it doesnt!
its useless!
crap!
nonsense!
teachers are just plain torturing us for the fun of it!
so, lets pray that no other new ways of bonding gets discovered...

-POOP

YTuesday, July 20, 2010' 5:28 PM

today is the only day where the daily jokes is not from 少年文摘 XD


No eating or drinking on trains and stations.

sound familar?
well, since its no eating OR drinking,
so eating AND drinking is allowed XD
so can drink/eat bubble tea.
cause we are eating bubble AND drinking tea XD

haha. ok...
i know its lame, but who cares XD

-POOP

YMonday, July 19, 2010' 4:33 PM

firstly,
CONGRATZ TO YONGYI FOR PASSING 2.4 :D :P :) ;)

the timing is 17.28, if i remember correctly.
THE LD PPL TOO,
GOOD WORK XD


also, our dance is so damn nice lor!
the judges 没有眼光,anyhow give mark one,
2TRUTH FTW!!!


ok, done with my zi-high-ing,
anyway, JOKES to brighten up the OSIM :D



Result Slip
Before John went for his O'Levels, his father told him:
"John! To encourage you to do well for your exams, I've decided. If you score 300+ points, (China's way of calculating points. i think its similar to PSLE way pf calculating, but total score different) I will buy a 300K car for you. If you score 400+ points, I will buy a 400K car for you; and so on."

After getting the result slip, John nervously went to his father: "Father, do you think there are cars worth 100K on sale?"


ahaha! retarded! XD

more recs :D

少年文摘May issue:
《马桶盖上的自由》pg 82
haha! i was interested in this story cause of the title :P
cause its related to POOP! XD
anyway, its about family.
2 page only, quite short XD

《青春是盛开的花朵》pg 84
love story XD
about this guy, was a very bad student,

but worked hard to improve he's resu;ts because of a girl...
i shall not reveal more spoilers XD


-POOP

YSunday, July 18, 2010' 4:43 PM

more recommendations :D
haha. weekends very sian, then read alot


少年文摘 Feb issue:

《让坏小子成为大享》pg 9
as you can guess from the title,
its about a story of a boy,
who was very naughty,
some some things happened (trying not to reveal spoilers)
and he became successful :D
but quite long, 5 pg XP


《把闹钟放远点》pg 30
this is the story that i posted on thusday.
its very nice :D
you should read the original chinese version,
since i dont trust my translation skills all that much...
dont worry, 1 page only, very short :D


《青春不总是鲜甜多汁》pg 35
if you think your life sucks,
read the life of this girl.
the whole story describes how her life just sucks like shit.
ok-length. 3 page.


《无关金钱的温暖》pg 38
inspirational/touching story,
as you can see from the title.
doesnt really need much explanation,
the title explains itself :D


《情绪的钥匙》pg 93
cant really explain without giving spoilers...
aiya, just go see see la...
1 page only, then the spacing super big.
i think the words only have less then 1/2 a page lor...

Problems
One of the printers in the school was malfunctioning, the printed exam papers were very blur and unclear.

To be prudent, the teacher went to every class to ask: Are there any problems with your exam papers?

A student was very confused by the exam paper, and replied: Teacher, aren't everything in the exam paper problems(问题/questions)?


ahaha. this one i think chinese funnier.
cause chinese will be like "问题"
then can either translate into problems or questions.
but in english not that funny...


-POOP


Y' 4:25 PM

-Introduction-
Hola Friends! (: I'm truly sorry for not updating last week since I'm really in a bad mood due to some incidents which really... Never mind that! (: Just ignore the front part! (: And here are the results for Week 28's -Music Chart-!
I don't own any of these information!
Credits go to:
http://www.jpopasia.com/charts/
And I suspect there might be some mistakes for the music charts... because there is no Super Junior at all! I mean their songs really are great especially 'No Other'! I don't know what some of you may think but really, I find it weird that Super Junior songs are not on the charts.

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-K-POP!- (week 28)
#1.Queen
Son Dam Bi
#2.Bad Girl Good Girl
Miss A
#3.Bbi-Ri-Bop-A
Narsha (Brown Eyed Girls)
#4.I My Me Mine
4minute
#5.Sick Enough To Die (feat. Mellow)
MC Mong
#6.
Big Mama
#7.I Need A Girl ft. G-Dragon
Tae Yang (Big Bang)
#8.If You Want A Lover (with Rain Bi)
G.Na
#9.The Day I Confessed
Jo Kwon
#10.Can`t Stop Lovin` You
Brown Eyed Soul
#11.After Time Passes
Baek Ji Young
#12.Can't U See
Son Dam Bi
#13.Very Good
OneTwo
#14.Nagging Feat. Seulong (2AM)
IU
#15.Push Push
Sistar
#16.Because Of You (feat. Soulman)
Supreme Team
#17.Going Crazy (feat. Mir Of MBLAQ)
Kan Mi Youn
#18.I'm In Love
Narsha
#19.Gohaeyo (Feat. Ben Of Bebe Mignon)
4men
#20.Gogossing
BLACK PEARL
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-J-POP!-(week 28)
#1.To Be Free
Arashi
#2.Yukai Tsuukai Kaibutsu-kun
Kaibutsu-kun (Kaibutsu Taro)
#3.Gomenne, Summer
SKE48
#4.Lollipop
Kumi Koda
#5.Ikite Yuku No Desu
Dreams Come True
#6.Ice Cream Syndrome
Sukima Switch
#7.Wonderful World!!
Kanjani8
#8.Nee
Dreams Come True
#9.Shamisen Tabigarasu
Kiyoshi Hikawa
#10.GOODBYE
Shota Shimizu
#11.Manifesto
Radwimps
#12.Keitai Denwa
Radwimps
#13.Milestone
DEEP
#14.OECURA MANBO
Ebisu Muscut
#15.Precious
ViViD
#16.Okay
Koshi Inaba
#17.Kaze Ni Mukau Hana
alan
#18.Hekira No Sora E Izanaedo
KOTOKO
#19.Mata Kimi Ni Koi Shiteru
Fuyumi Sakamoto
#20.Hameln
vistlip

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Y' 4:20 PM

*Introduction*
I'll be posting here on either Monday or Tuesday from today onwards.
Why? Well, I kind of find it troublesome to be typing out the information i get from the website since I can't copy and paste (it's really tiring), and I decided to go to another website to get information which can be copied and pasted to here lor!
So continue to support this class blog! (:
Thank you and have a nice day everyone! (:
Enjoy your life to the max! (:

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YSaturday, July 17, 2010' 4:29 PM

daily jokes :D

Study Pressure
In the classroom, everyone was diligently studying.
Suddenly, "POM!" and a leg of a chair broke,
causing the student to fall onto the floor.

Later, a voice from the floor said:
Haii... too much study pressure...


ahaha!
damn retarded!
study pressure become literal P=M/A 'pressure'
ahaha. quite appropriate for us,
cause the other time a chair broke too.
but not sit until break,
is kick the chair then it broke XD


weekly recommendations: (from 少年文摘 March issue)


《那个慈善的“天使”叫达佳》pg 74
this one... i find it quite nice,
cause im like super sian on the mrt, lol :D
but abit boring if you like exciting stories,
cause its sth like a biblio of this very kind girl...
yeah...and its quite long too...
but its a good story to past time XD


《一棵花椰菜的等待》pg 62
love story ♥♥♥
abt this girl who fell in love with this guy,
who was very kind to her.

*SPOILER ALERT*
but in the end they weren't tgt T.T


《不能打扰的时间》pg 32
touching story about family
good for impatient ppl,
cause only 1 pg :P

-POOP

YFriday, July 16, 2010' 10:38 PM

halo, back again :D
just simply had the urge to promote this website XD
http://happeepill.com/index.php XD
very nice! must go see.
can either go 'episodes' or 'articles'
i like the episode better :D
but never really update...
but articles also never really update la...
but then got more...
but its aa wonderful site :D
super funny :D
evil bunny ftw!

-POOP

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Y' 6:24 PM

TGIF!^^
today's post will have inpirational stories again.


The trust that chased away the cold
Tom opened a shop in England, Settle, North Yorkshire (wa.. the name super hard to translate... lol). The scenary in the town was quite beautiful, therefore there were lots of tourists, so Tom's bussiness was booming. In the shop, there were several workers besides himself.

Unknowingly, the annual Chirstmas arrived. Tom gave all of his workers a day off to spend with their friends and family, while he stayed in the shop, suddenly remembering that he had not been home for a long time. However, he did not want to cause dissapointment in the customers who could not buy their desired items on such a festive occasion, thus was in a dilema.

After pondering for a long time, Tom came up with a 'risky' plan. He decided, to leave the shop opened even after he leave for home. He placed a small bucket labelled "Honesty bucket", at the rim of the bucket, he sticked on a note reading:

Today is Christmas. I gave all the workers in the shop, including myself, a day off. Therefore, please choose your own desired items and put the payment into this bucket. Merry Christmas!

At 4, Tom went back to his shop. It was quiet. The shop was still how he left it - all the products are still placed neatly on the shelves. When he walked to the "honesty bucket", suprisingly, he found ₤187.66 in the bucket, together with a handful of notes. On those notes, are all the words of thanks from the customers, some thanking the boss for the trust he put in them, also thanking Tom for letting himself discover the beauty of this town; one is from a tourist from Mann, reading:

"Thank you Tom, although i don't know you, I am very happy, you made my day. You're amazing!"


Spread integrity, receive warmth while giving warmth, even the coldest winter would not defeat us!



super nice ^^
i was reading this on the mrt then i was like
"this will definitely go up on the class blog" XD

now, JOKES TIME XD

Only once
During lesson time, the teacher asked a question:
"11volts, 20volts, 220 volts, 1000 volts and 3300 volts, which of them can you touch, which of them can you not?"
Student: "you can touch all of them, but only once.

ahaha!
damn funny!
and he makes sense lor.
you can touch all what...
but only some will die, some won't.
haha XD

-POOP

YThursday, July 15, 2010' 8:46 PM

This is a very cold joke….

It is from your hand in mine….

Youli is a very rich guy and is very good at investments…..

Then the Aishan’s father (a.k.a their neighbour, his girlfriend’s father) is a very scrimp and save man….

It all started when they were fighting over who is better in earning money….

To find out, they decided to have a small riddle bet…..

Youli: If I can guess the answer to your riddle, you will give me one dollar.

If I can’t, I will give you one dollar….

Father: If you guess mine wrong, you have to give me one dollar…. If I guess yours wrong, I will only have to give you $0.50.

Both agreed.

Father gave his riddle first.

Father: What animal has 3 legs and can fly?

Youli: I don’t know. *he reached into his pocket and handed him a dollar*

It’s now Youli’s turn to give him a riddle…..

Youli: What animal has three legs and can fly?

Father : I don’t know. * he reached into his pocket and handed him 50 cents*

Father : Not bad. After paying you 50 cents, I still earn 50 cents….

Get it?? Get it??

I know it’s super lame….

-=_Dramas_=-


Y' 5:58 PM

today, i shall post stories :D
i posting 2 today.
one in chinese
(cause i lazy translate, too hard le... hehe)
and the other one in english.
both is inspirational :D
i may recommend too...
if i come across any super nice ones :D


Story #1
《留下来的猴子》
一场大风刮过,山上的一片桃树林全被风刮倒了。
这可怎么办呀?
住在桃树林里的几只猴子,难过得哭了起来。
哭了一会儿,几只猴子一商量,它们要去找有桃树林的山坡安家。

只有一只猴子没走。
它的同伴叫了它好几次,它都不走,
说:“哪儿有桃树林呀?
我不走!我要把这些倒了的桃树扶起来,让他们活过来。

那几只猴子听了,摇摇头,走了。

留下来的这只猴子,把桃树一棵棵扶好,培土,浇水。
没过多几天,被扶起来的桃树大部分都复活了。

有过些日子,这只猴子看见,除去找桃树林的猴子回来了。
听它们说,不知道找了多少天,也没找到一个桃树林,一路上累坏了。

望着被风刮倒又重新活过来的桃树林,
回来的猴子说:“唉,在遇到灾难时,要有坚强的信心,才能战胜困难,逃走是弱者的表现。



Story #2

Place your alarm clock further

In Sec 4, the O'levels are nearing, self-study in morning, self-study at night. (the original version is Sec 3, cause in China secondary sch only have 3 years)After school there is still remedial, there is totally not enough sleep time for us,thus, there are many students who were late everyday.One day, I was late too, the reason is very simple: I did set an alarm, but after it rang, I pressed the snooze button and went back to sleep. Only when my mother woke me up in the morning did I know that I'm late for school.


In school, of course my form teacher asked me the reason for being late.After i told him the reason, he told me a solution to it:"From today onwards, put your alarm clock further away from you.So far that you have to walk a distance to reach it."


This method really works.From then on, I've never been late before.In the past, I just knew that my form teacher's way was very efficient,and didn't think too much into it.Now that I'm older, I understand how much meaning it has behind it.


The useof alarm clocks,is to remind us;some reminders, we heard and we did accordingly.But others, we heard but did not pay attention to it,slowly, it gets forgotten,therefore we will be late, break our promises, cause delay in work and make mistakes... Place your alarm clock further, signifying making this reminder's "capacity full", let the reminder play it's role, and never be late, never break promises, never delay work, never make mistakes...

Many of us often make plans, big and small,however, when we are to put it into practice,we have have that little bit of hesitance,or insignificant amount of temptation.Sometimes with this little effort,the oppurtunity pass us by,mistakes then come one after another. This is unrelated to your ability, intelligence and hardwork, but it often causes your downfall.



-POOP

YWednesday, July 14, 2010' 8:31 PM

DAILY JOKES :D
todays one is kinda sick again.
hehe, keep having sick jokes


During a church bible lesson,
a girl was sleeping while the teacher was teaching.
Teacher: Can anyone tell me,
who created the world?
At this moment,
the buy sitting beside the girl poked her with a pin
The girl jumped up and said: My dear Lord!
Teacher: Great. Correct.
Teacher: Then can anyone tell me who did our Lord send down to Earth?
The boy poked the girl with the pin again.
Girl: Jesus Christ!
Teacher: Excellent!
Teacher: Now can anyone answer me,
what did Eve say to Adam after their 27th child?
The boy poked the girl yet again
Girl: If you poke that THING into me again,
im gonna BREAK IT!


ahaha. get it?
its ok if you dont,
cause that means you're still pure-minded XD
anyway,
since tmr have maths test,
i shall post this extract from 少年文摘:

成功
天资 + 勤奋 + 机遇 = 成功
天资是由“天”来决定的,我们也无能为力。
机遇是不期而来的,我们也无能为力。
只有勤奋一项完全是我们自己决定的,我们必须在这一项上狠下功夫。

节选自羡林《成功》



ok, so anyways,
jiayous for maths test!!!
-POOP

YTuesday, July 13, 2010' 5:47 PM

back for DAILY JOKES again :D
this one you must think a bit sick then can get it.
haha.

10 times it's usual size
During Chemistry lesson,
the professor asked Annie a question
Teacher: when excited,
which part of the human body will quickly
expand to 10 times it's usual size?
Annie kept mumbling to herself,
blushing like an apple,
and did not want to answer the question.
Teacher: Annie,
what are you thinking of?
I'm talking about the pupil of your eye.


ahaha. very funny :D :P :) ;)
as usual, this joke is from 少年文摘 (Jan issue)
oh ya,
i also want to strongly recommand
3 articles from 少年文摘 January issue:
《“白眼狼”姐姐》 pg 37
(its abt family, as you probably can guess... and its damn damn touching!)
《因为您,我无法沉沦》 pg 40
(its abt family again, about father and daughter,
seriously super nice and touching again XD)
《女娲名叫王小蕾》 pg 66
(this one is abt sch life,
abt how one girl can totally change a very 烂 class,
a MUST READ!)

ok, so now,
im gonna do jokes,
short inspirational stories &
recommandations of stories
(of those that are too long for me to translate XD)

-POOP

YMonday, July 12, 2010' 5:38 PM

ok, today i shall do sth special :D
so, instead of doing DAILY JOKES,
i shall post a story from 少年文摘 :D
very nice, inspirational.
but i dont have the book with me,
so i just translate what i can remember XD


Simple Question
The teacher asked the class a question: A boy was standing facing the north, and another was standing facing the south. How many mirrors are needed for them to be able to see each other?

All the students were puzzled by this weird question.
Some of them scribbled lines and lines of equations on the paper, while others were using mirrors to try out themselves. They gave answers like "infinte", "its impossible" and "i don't know" But the teacher told them all of them were right.

Teacher: Shall I tell you the answer?

All the students were very eager to find out the solution to this mystery, and noded their heads violently.

Teacher: The answer is: none.

Every one of the students were puzzled by the answer that the teacher gave, seeing that they still could not get it,

Teacher: If they are facing each other, of course they would not need any mirrors to see each other. I did say that the 2 boys were facing North and South respectively, but when did i ever say that they were facing their backs to each other?

Sometimes, the answer to the question is very simple,
but we tend to think too much into it and just burrow
ourselves in finding the difficult solution. Isn't this just like life? Many things are extremely simple,
but we just assume that all things are always hard
and ignore the presence of the simple answer.


how? i find it very nice :D
ahaha. hope my memory is reliable...
fyi, this article is from 少年文摘 June issue,
if im not wrong,
and its called 《简单的问题》

-POOP

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Aries:


There is a festive event this week. What it is, you know best yourself. There is chance, though, that you'll forget about it completely, that you let the moment pass without realizing it. Now you're thinking: 'A birthday?'. Yes it is, but not just any old birthday. It could even be the birthday of an ex-partner you were once terribly in love with. But it may also be someone in the family. Watch out! If you forget, they'll give you something to think about.
Keep your diary up to date. Would an electronic calendar work well for you Aries?

Watch out for conflicts at work. Just avoid them and steer clear of discussions about matters which have nothing to so with your direct responsibilities.

Taurus:


It's less fun at home at the moment than you'd like it to be , Taurus. That's just how things are now, bit it is possible to do something about it, you know. Air your house thoroughly: open the windows in every corner of your house and you'll notice that the fresh wind opens your mind so that you can receive and process new impulses. Your creativity will grow in the freedom that you give and allow yourself. This may all sound a little high-flown, especially if your house only has a few (small) windows. What is all comes down to is that you must free your mind from the drag of daily life. Next weekend, go and do something completely different for a change, Face all the weather, irrespective of whether it is extremely hot or very cold. Go out and get yourself some fresh air.
Once outside, your problems will solve themselves. This is because in the open air you'll loose the suffocating conditioning of the familiar surroundings at home.


Gemini:


You're feeling happy and at ease. Everything seems to be running smoothly. With a few exceptions, the contacts you make this will will turn out useful in the future.
This week or next week, a new person will come into your life. If this happens to be a Aries or a Aquarius, this will be great fun and the beginning of a close relationship. Make sure that you are sufficiently free to be able to give way to this,
This week and next weekend will also be very suitable for a little trip to the beautiful country side. This outing will have a positive influence on your financial feelings and on your professional and day-to-day worries.
Every single article you buy this week, will turn out to be good and worth its price. Life is good Gemini!
All your contacts, the professionals as well as the private ones, will run smoothly this week. This is largely due to the fact that you are radiating warmth and true interest and concern.

Cancer:


This week and the next week you;ll feel really well. You;ll enjoy being with old friends with whom you have developed strong bonds of friendship during the years. They know and feel that you really care about them and that they can count on your unconditional support as soon as they need it.

You'll also get in touch with other people who'll attract your attention. You intuition will work perfectly well, because of which you'll be able to separate the sheep from the goats. Only those people will remain, therefore, with whom you will also be able strike up a friendship. Keep your eyes open for a Taurus. With this Taurus you'll strike up a close friendship. Give him or her a chance. Don't expect him or her to immediately speak his or her mind and to fully commit him- or herself.

You will, mind you, have to be patient till May. Yes, you are indeed reading this correctly.

Leo:


This week, Leo, almost everything will go like clockwork. Towards the end of this week, though, you'll have to do your best to avoid a quarrel. Try to keep calm and don't react straight away.

You'll get the opportunity, because of some extra 'income;, to put some money aside for a large expenditure in September or October. This has something to do with your house.

Try to get some exercise, Leo, and do mind your weight. And don't let the weather deter you.

A physically attractive Sagittarius or Leo catches your attention. Your future partner perhaps? With this Sagittarius you may have to look through the facade. This facade is not there in the Leo, because you and this other Leo are some extremely similar. This could prove to be a disadvantage in a more personal relationship. Sooner or later you'll discover that the physical side of this Sagittarius is of little interest to you. You'll then realize that true, warn friendship is what you're looking for in a close relationship.

Virgo:


You'll be feeling rather tired for a couple of days. Not completely worn out, but considerably listless. It looks as if for weeks you have been going to bed much too late. And every morning the alarm clock continued to go off mercilessly, as early as always. The weather may also have something to do with you feeling rather worn out.

Do take good care of yourself Virgo. Burning the candle at both ends and continually bitting off more than you can chew, will sooner or later turn against you and lead to troubles of some sort. Make sure that you get enough sleep this well. You body does seem to be able to stand a period of rough handling. But lately, it appears as if you have overstepped a mark. There is a limit to everything Virgo!

As a real Virgo you'll have to learn (once again") to keep within your limits.

Libra:


Every now and again, you tend to have all sorts about how to spend your free time or carry out your hobby in a completely different way. And each time all these ideas lead to nothing. This week, however, could change all this. Someone from within your immediate circle of friends and acquaintances spurs you on. He or she will help you to open your eyes and will stimulate you to really take steps towards what you truly and seriously want to do. All of a sudden, nothing will keep you from spending your holidays in a completely different way and from travelling to totally different and new destinations

It will do you a lot of good Libra.

Scorpio:


To all appearance, you have solved a couple of problems. This is, however, fake. Even a Scorpio sometimes lacks essential knowledge and your opinions and points of view may therefore need some re-adjustment. As will be the case this week. You are convinced of being in the right, but before September has expired, it'll turn out that your conclusions were completely wrong.

You have a strong desire to get away for a while and you'll be given this opportunity. Forget about old ways and go and do something completely different from what you usually do on holiday. Be assured that you'll enjoy this holiday more than all the others which succeeded it. And you'll feel ever so much more rested and relaxed afterwards.

Sagittarius:


You seem so self-confident, dear Sagittarius. But as you know very well yourself, you put on this mask now and then in order to keep up appearances in front of your immediate circle of friends and acquaintances. This week you'll be putting on this mask more frequently than you usually do and you'll be feeling smaller than you pretend to be. Don't worry about this: you haven't reached the age yet to drop your mask.

This is, therefore, a good week for you, even more so than if you hadn't decided to keep a tight rein on your tongue. You'll radiate jot at a get-together party and attract the attention of a Cancer who, secretly, almost swoons on seeing your bottom and/or legs. These being, at the moment, your most attractive features.

Don't be too big for your boobs, Sagittarius! You know your legs need 'boots' on both feet to show up well.

Capricorn:


This week, even you, a Capricorn, will not be able to shirk your responsibilities.

Almost everyday you'll have to face the fact that too much work has been put on one side which you should have finished the day before. This week you'll have to do all this work, all by yourself. Finish it all and don't leave anything undone. You have a tendency to be a bit too easy-going and to cut corners in a way that's very typically you. But in the long term it doesn't work like that and you know that better than anyone else Capricorn. Take a look at yourself in the mirror and examine your attitude and behaviour. It is, therefore, a suitable week to make a clean sweep, to tidy away the mess.

Don't forget that you also need enough time for your hobby.

Aquarius:


This week, dear Aquarius, it'll be difficult for you to loose yourself in a romantic adventure. On the one hand, you would like a little more freedom in your relationship. On the other hand, you explicitly look for a serious relationship with a devoted mate. This is a case of conflicting opinions within your own self Aquarius. And this week won't bring a solution to this problem. You'll continue to be in two minds about this matter.

This issue will probably continue to bother you. It is quite possible that it'll take you till October to solve this problem. Then you'll have a clear idea about what you truly want.

It is best to quietly continue what you are doing during the next few weeks and not to rush things.

Keep up a robust working pace.

Pisces:


To all appearance, this seems a carefree week, but this may not be the case after all Pisces. Don't let yourself be taken in by carelessness and negligence. From tiny acorns mighty oaks may grow.

'Nothing is obligatory, everything is permitted', is your motto. But bear in mind that you are not alone int his world. Give the people around you the opportunity to share in important life events. Both negative and positive. A pleasure shared is a pleasure multiplied. So why keep the joys of life all to yourself?

Mind your pattern of spending this week. You have the tendency to spend more than you have. In the long run this may lead to nasty problems.

The best day for your love life is the Saturday, Pisces.

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